Ultimate shoulder rides

Am6 · 2009-01-21 14:05:49

Over the years I have given many a shoulder ride and apart from one occasion, all to women. Most of my mounts have weiged between 112lbs and 175lbs .I had one friend a strange and not what you would call very pretty girl, a hippy type who used to really enjoy shoulder rides, and along with swimming listed it as one of her favorite fun things to do.
She would ride me quite often, always indoors, so never for any great distances. Her weight was 11 and a half stone (161lbs), I was quite comfortable with this and could carry her for a considerable length of time and sit for hours watching TV with her astride my neck.
I thought it quite strange that she never once asked me why I enjoyed giving shoulder rides or what I got out of it, infact at times there would be very little conversation between us and I almost felt like some kind of inanimate object (not that I minded).
All good things come to a end or so they say and eventually for different reasons our little
sessions came to a end and we lost contact. Some 18 Months later she turned up again,
I hardly recognised her,she was quite a big girl before but now she was huge. she
apparently had given up smoking and piled on weight.After all of the normal" How are yous"
and" What have you been up tos" the conversation turned to our shoulder riding games
to my surprise it was she who started it,she was telling me how uncomfortable she was
carrying the extra weight
,"bet you couldn,t lift me now "she joked,
"probably not I replyed"
"Wanna try " she asked, turning her back to me and parting her legs. It was to much
for me resist so down I went on to my haunches,I pushed my head between her thighs at
the same time starting my upward lift. Nothing!!!! I couldn,t budge her, I shuffled around a
little tried repositioning myself beneath her and placeing my hands on my own Knees I
took in a deep breath ready for one almighty effort. No matter how I tried I could not
lift this woman, the best I could do was to knock her off balance a couple of times.
She found my pathetic attempts hilarious. Just how heavy are you? I asked
Er! 17 stone she answered,I quickly did the maths thats 238 lbs I gasped no wonder
I cant lift you, whats that in mertic. Around 108Kg she said almost apologeticaly
"WoW !!! to much for me !! I replyed,but I wasn,t about to give up.

Enough for now I,m slow at this typing thing if any one is interested I will
continue with my story later

equidum · 2009-01-21 15:46:15

VERY GOOD START ! Try again, nobody is perfect ! And, I'm sure you know, as soon as you are standing, it will be easy to keep Her up there !!! But for how long, how far .... ? That's what you'll tell us soon ......... Please !!

Equidum

namaegaaru · 2009-01-21 16:16:15

I too like this story and hope you do continue. Did she go for walks or something else and lose that weight? Did you shoulder carry her again?

blacky · 2009-01-21 18:04:25

is there a clip women riding an older guy pls?

mastadon99 · 2009-01-28 22:59:11

Hi How old has the guy got to be?

Am6 · 2009-02-26 01:37:08

Ok to continue with my story, not to be beaten I suggested that she stood on a chair so that I wouldn,t have to use all of my energy trying to lift her. This worked fine, I pushed my head between her thighs and straightend my back. Now I had her full weight astride my neck , the load was crushing .
My legs were wobbling and it took a lot of effort to keep my knees from buckling. The greatest discomfort was in my chest It felt like my ribs were touching each other, so great was the weight bearing down on me. I took a few steps but had to stop I felt as if my shins or my knees were going to snap. I eventually lowered her back on to the chair and she dismounted. I imeadiatly had that light floaty feeling that all of you that have given shoulder rides will know.
Anyway to the warning bit !!!!!
A few weeks later I began to get chest pains, so bad at times they would wake me during the night. I honestly thought that I was having a heart attack. I went to see my Doc, he sent me for blood tests, ECG and treadmill tests all came back clear.After further tests and more poking and prodding he concluded that I was suffering from bruised ribs and dammaged chest muscles, he asked if I had been in a car accident.
I now have problems with my neck and back and need pain killers + antiinflamitory drugs,
So do take care when lifting.
I didn,t lift anyone for a couple of years but now I have a new rider,
Ive set myself a limit. 160Lbs is the most i,ll carry.
I say that but if she came my way again all 238Lbs of her well ???????????????????? such a sweet pain

Last edited by Am6 (2009-02-26 17:07:35)

equidum · 2009-02-26 09:43:13

Am6, tks for the story and the warning ! If She came back, we all know what you would do ...

So, tip for tip ........... KEEP TRAINING !!!!!!!!

namaegaaru · 2009-03-01 18:40:20

Have her lose weight first. That way when her weight is down she may be hotter and hornier to shoulder ride you. On the other hand, by the time she meets you again, she may have received and accepted many offers and already be satiated with shoulder riding. Yes, sometimes gals do rule.

mastadon99 · 2009-03-01 23:05:20

Enter the iron man contest-when are ready-you will be fit for anything-even her.

Am6 · 2010-07-14 21:43:07

I bumped into her today for the first time in months we spoke briefly ( never mentioned shoulder rides) but she did give me her phone number and said that we should meet up some time for a coffee. She has lost weight.
So i am hopefull (watch this space)

Gregoryan · 2010-07-17 14:15:47

She obviously has the same inherent need for shoulder rides that we all here appreciate! If she is still too heavy to carry, or for long enough time, then perhaps you could both get the same satisfaction like when you said you'd ;
"sit for hours watching TV with her astride my neck." If this is too heavy still, then become an all4s stool for her, as it's not about travelling with her on top!?
Don't let a natural-born rider get away, contact her and get back to us! Please :-)

Male Thong Rider · 2010-07-17 19:28:17

To Am6 I am ready and willing to sit on your shoulders for long periods of time, just let me know where you are and when, I'm sure letting me ride will be good training practice to get you ready to give your heavy female rider a long ride

Kit · 2010-07-18 03:31:29

I would love having my shoulders sat on for hours, that must have been great you are lucky. I bet if you hit the gym real hard you could get her up, that would be amazing for you. thanks for the story thats nice.

Am6 · 2010-07-18 13:03:43

I did post a pic of myself with this woman on my shoulders on a yahoo groups page. I dont know if these groups still exist because for some reason I can no longer access yahoo groups I get a wrong user name and password message even though I know that they are right. I think the groups were called pony boys 1 2 and 3 ponyboys for riding and ponyboys old. one of the group required you to post a pic of yourself in the members section before membership was granted. I also had 5 groups of my own with hundreds of members that I can no longer access. if I can find the original pic I will post it here.

Ultimate shoulder rides

#1 2009-01-21 14:05:49

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