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#1201 2026-04-26 01:20:38

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#1202 2026-05-14 08:26:12

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#1203 2026-05-15 12:11:36

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#1207 2026-05-20 06:48:50

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#1208 2026-05-22 12:47:27

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#1210 2026-05-23 22:44:35

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Re: Riding Goddesses

Dear Caballito

Thanks to your "guide," I have already seen or rather, found many wonderful images and short clips. I even managed to discover quite a few others on my own a bit later on. First off, I'd like to thank you for that: you did a great job... and indeed, you are still doing a great job.

I absolutely love images where men are being "ridden"; feet, shoes, and boots are also high on my list of favorites. In general, I enjoy seeing men being dominated... though, for an image to really appeal to me, it needs to have a healthy dose of eroticism mixed in.

Of course, all of this is highly subjective as are the underlying reasons why people choose to look at images of this nature. I certainly don't consider myself a benchmark for anything, nor do I have any desire to be one.

In any case, let me just say a big thank you for your tips you are doing excellent work!
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#1211 2026-05-24 02:02:24

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Thanks so much, Max.

We know those images are AI-generated, but there's always a human sending the commands or prompts for the AI ​​to create the images according to those commands.

I'm not an expert at writing prompts. DeviantArt has a link to DreamUp (it only lets you send 10 prompts a week, and it creates the images according to your instructions).

I suggest you write the following prompt: dominant Latina, open red blouse, miniskirt, strong, hardbody muscles, huge, voluptuous, heavy breasts, thigh, high heeled boots, photorealistic, shiny body, gloves, riding on a horse.

I tried to get DeviantArt to create an image of the same woman riding on a man's shoulders, but so far I haven't been able to.

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#1212 2026-05-24 02:35:05

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#1213 2026-05-25 01:27:02

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#1214 2026-05-25 08:05:55

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#1215 2026-05-25 08:14:44

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Re: Riding Goddesses

Riding on neck and shouldes (gallery)
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#1216 2026-05-25 09:02:55

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#1217 2026-05-27 12:52:20

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#1218 2026-05-28 11:44:58

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#1220 2026-05-30 12:48:30

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She would ride you on

https://www.deviantart.com/lanagano/art/The-Thoroug … ow-1335320132 (New Window)


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The late afternoon wind gently vibrated the large bay windows of the apartment overlooking the city. Sitting on the dark sofa, Lea listlessly flipped through an interior design catalog. Opposite her, Thomas, her long-time business partner, was adjusting the final details of their financial presentation on his tablet. The atmosphere was calm, almost muffled, punctuated only by the sound of turning pages and the steady clicking of fingers on the touchscreen.

"If we approve these plans by Friday, we can start construction as early as next month," Thomas said without looking up. Lea nodded, a quiet smile on her face. "That's perfect. Let's take a short break, I'll pour us some more coffee." Nothing, absolutely nothing in this well-oiled office routine suggested that the very foundations of their reality were about to shatter in the following minutes.

Suddenly, an invisible shockwave ripped through the room. Lea dropped her cup, which shattered on the floor. An intense heat ignited her muscles, and a visceral shiver altered the very structure of her being. She collapsed to her knees, breathless, as her body began an impossible metamorphosis. Her dark hair lengthened and thickened into a dark, silken mane, while two equine ears, sharp and twitching, pierced the top of her head. Along her spine, a magnificent horse tail, fluid and dense, sprouted and whipped the air with disconcerting flexibility. Her legs elongated, covering themselves in a coat of short, incredibly soft, and glossy auburn fur, ending in sturdy dark hooves that clattered heavily on the wooden floor.

Lea slowly stood up and sat on the couch in a posture both human and wild. She ran an astonished hand over the silky fur of her new legs, fascinated by the raw power that now slept within her. Her new instinct awakened, sharpening her senses to an unimaginable level. She twitched her ears at the slightest sound and swept her long, fluid tail across the back of the sofa, savoring the texture of the fabric beneath her new appendages. "Thomas... look at me," she whispered, her voice blending fear with a strange confidence. "I... I feel every fiber of this wood, every vibration in the air. It's incredible."

Thomas, frozen in horror, backed up against the coffee table, his tablet slipping from his trembling hands. "What are you? Lea, get back! Don't come near me!" he stammered, his eyes wide with primal terror. But the hybrid creature's instinct was too strong. With a lightning-fast movement, surprisingly light for her new stature, Lea moved closer. She used the power of her transformed legs to pin Thomas against the furniture, completely immobilizing him beneath her imposing shadow.

The poor man could barely breathe, terrified by the proximity of this force of nature. Lea slid her long brown tail along Thomas's arms, whipping him gently to test his reactivity, while rubbing her incredibly soft fur against his frozen hands. Her large ears pointed forward, catching the panicked heartbeat of her partner. "Don't be afraid," she said in a calm but dominant tone, as her tail wrapped lightly around his ankle to prevent him from fleeing. "I'm just testing my new abilities. Look how soft my fur is, Thomas. Feel the strength of this body. You can't move, can you?" Thomas, trembling in every limb, could only nod feebly, completely submissive to the presence of this new hybrid predator.

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#1221 2026-05-30 13:28:56

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#1222 2026-05-30 13:34:43

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#1225 2026-06-07 14:25:56

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#1226 2026-06-07 14:40:13

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#1227 2026-06-09 12:36:33

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Re: Riding Goddesses

I think this is one of the best pictures mhffgghh's posted.

It's true, she's not riding him, but she's stunning without even trying.
She's beautiful, her long dark hair styled in a practical ponytail, her hand resting on his head as if it were a piece of furniture, her blouse tied just below her elegant breasts.
Her very short shorts show off her divine hips, and her thighs, worthy of being kissed and worshipped, are adorned with accessories that enhance the visual impact.
Furthermore, he's kneeling, submissive and devoted to the Goddess; he trusts her because she has blinded him.

Imagine her riding him, him blinded by her, him trusting her completely, her taking total control of him.

https://www.deviantart.com/mhffgghh/art/shoulder-ri … 90-1342376395 (New Window)

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#1230 2026-06-13 21:17:36

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#1231 2026-06-14 01:19:15

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Big womam
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Movement
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#1232 2026-06-15 13:21:49

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Re: Riding Goddesses

Enjoy these images!

There are not AI images, there are old pics.

https://www.deviantart.com/mandolan789/gallery (New Window)

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#1233 2026-06-15 13:24:35

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#1235 2026-06-18 03:59:16

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#1236 2026-06-20 02:50:18

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Re: Riding Goddesses

Two mistakes:
1. The bridle doesn't have a bit.
2. A dog collar and leash are used; horses don't wear dog collars and leashes, we wear reins.

https://www.deviantart.com/dajarvaku/art/The-Stables-1346754490 (New Window)

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#1237 2026-06-21 09:57:01

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Re: Riding Goddesses

caballito wrote:

Do you like this kind of riding?
https://www.deviantart.com/wandasacharov/art/Three- … -e-1345982031 (New Window)

Hi Caballito !


This kind of riding is altogether the bery best for the rider, and the most impossible for the human horse! However, it is just a "tiny detail" away from the ideal way to make a normal man strong enough to carry a rider a long time on a long distance

That missing "tiny detail" is :
1) How to split the weight of the rider between the hind-legs and fore-legs of his slave, as all riding animals are genetiocally able to do.
2) How to make up for the triple weakness of the arms, unable to carry the same weight as the legs,  unable to remain more or less vertical when put under pressure of a rider, and on top of that far too short to offer an horizonntal back to his rider when walking on all four ...
Thee solution is to use a wheel, which has to be adapted on a metallic structure, which would run along the slave's boths arms, and ALSO under and on each side of his upper body : Thus the back is horizontal, the weight of the rider is  placed not on the  arms but mainly on the upper thorax, and the arms are as long as the legs.
The slave can carry his rider a long way and a long time because his legs are not carrying a huge additional weight :Only half the weight of the rider :  The other half is transfered to the front part, as is, also, the weight of the upper body of the slave ...
And  if you want your slave to be as strong as a donkey or even maybe a small mule, you just have to use an   electric wheel, with a motor in its hub, not very expensive on line !
I can send you a drawing if you wish

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#1238 2026-06-21 13:32:00

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Equidum

Indeed, all the comfort for the rider and all the suffering for the horse.

The horse is a beast, and beasts walk with their backs horizontal and on all fours.

The men in the AI-generated video walk with their backs horizontal, but they don't have four legs because their arms are tied behind their backs; therefore, they lack the second requirement.

It's acceptable that a man being ridden doesn't use his arms and hands when a lady rides on his shoulders, or when, on two legs, the lady ties his arms and places him in the front of a cart so he can pull it; but when he's horizontal, he needs his front legs to move on all fours while she rides him on her back or when he pulls the cart in this position.

The classic position for riding horizontally is when the horse is on its hands and knees. Sticks are often used to keep the arms at the same height as the legs, or the wheel. I saw several videos about this on the old OWK website.

Anyway, the AI-generated video is exciting.

I would appreciate it if you could send us the drawing of the electric wheel with a hub motor; it could be useful to any of us.

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#1239 2026-06-21 15:48:37

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I cannot send drawings ... Send me a mail, I will reply

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#1240 2026-06-21 22:22:37

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I don't think that's crucial; you can see from the video footage that it works. The seat just mustn't be too far forward; the main weight must be on the hind legs. Besides, the riding slaves have their hands restrained. That certainly motivates them to exert themselves, because the guys could look pretty bad after a fall.

As you can see, the ladies are enjoying themselves. They probably haven't ridden like this very often, and it's certainly new for the slaves as well. They're really lucky to have such friendly riders on them. It's probably just a trial run for now; a saddle, sturdy bridle, and a supple riding whip aren't involved yet.

Once the men are more stable in their backs, they can have a properly fitting saddle. The riders can then dress smartly and fashionably; riding boots with spurs shouldn't be forgotten either. The stirrups are easy to adjust in length so that the two-legged horses perform well and the ladies enjoy themselves.

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#1241 2026-06-22 02:43:59

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#1242 2026-06-22 02:57:32

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Re: Riding Goddesses

Is true

Max wrote:

I don't think that's crucial; you can see from the video footage that it works. The seat just mustn't be too far forward; the main weight must be on the hind legs. Besides, the riding slaves have their hands restrained. That certainly motivates them to exert themselves, because the guys could look pretty bad after a fall.

As you can see, the ladies are enjoying themselves. They probably haven't ridden like this very often, and it's certainly new for the slaves as well. They're really lucky to have such friendly riders on them. It's probably just a trial run for now; a saddle, sturdy bridle, and a supple riding whip aren't involved yet.

Once the men are more stable in their backs, they can have a properly fitting saddle. The riders can then dress smartly and fashionably; riding boots with spurs shouldn't be forgotten either. The stirrups are easy to adjust in length so that the two-legged horses perform well and the ladies enjoy themselves.

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#1243 2026-06-23 15:19:35

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Hi Max,

Yes it works but it won't work very long : The horse's hind quarters are working as hard as if he was carrying his rider on his shoulders. But additionally, the horse must keep his thorax horizontal, and not only his thorax but his thorax + a significant % of his rider's weight !!! And no muscle in his anatomy is designed to carry any kind of load in such a posture, except for a short time ! 

In order to carry a rider on an horizontal back, the slave's belly and thorax must lie on a sort of stretcher, whose shafts turn at about 90? towards the ground, and join the axis of a wheel, allowing the slave to lean his hands on an handlebar; The wheel + the vertical shafts + the horizontal shafts are one and single metallic device which offers a big advantage : Only half the weight of the rider is  carried by the hindlegs, the other half is transfered to the arms but the arms do not carry this weight, in fact they carry NOTHING. The weight is actually WEIGHING on his shoulders and upper thorax at clavicle level, but only WEIGHING. No muscles are required to work.Bones and muscles are only required to endure, not carry, but endure the weight ...
And if the wheel is an electric wheel, the slave suddenly over-performs any adonkey, especially when going the way is going upwards !

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#1244 2026-06-23 17:32:13

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Let me say right off the bat: you are absolutely right! As someone quite familiar with technical matters, I know that, of course.

But, but... now comes the big BUT...

Primarily, we have different ways of looking at an image or video like this. For me, the deciding factor isn't whether it would actually work in practice, but whether what I see has an erotic effect on me or not. When those three enchanting ladies ride those three naked slaves with smiles on their faces... I find that erotic. The question of whether it could actually happen that way in real life is secondary to me.

I?ve seen so many images on this channel?truly beautiful, erotic ones?that probably wouldn't stand up to a practical test. Even in my own erotic fantasies (e.g., a young, laughing rider sitting in a saddle on my shoulders, driving me mercilessly up a mountain path with a whip and spurs), it doesn't really matter whether it could actually work like that... I simply enjoy the idea itself, regardless of any further considerations.
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This is a series of images, from bottom to top (the first one you see is the end of the series), there are 68 in total, and they incluye text. Enjoy!


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Well, howdy there! My name is Clara, I'm 21 years old, and I'm just a simple country girl living out on my farm.

​For the longest time, I lived such a peaceful, isolated life. I didn't know a single thing about the world's problems; my life was just a quiet, cozy little bubble. That is, until that awful day when that rogue group, The Cerberus Unit, showed up. They wanted to take my farm from me, and they still do, actually. But I greeted them with bullets and an early grave.

​Every now and then, they send a pack of those goons my way, like a bunch of scavenging hyenas, and I just put them down. To be honest, it's become more of a fun little hobby for me now rather than a desperate fight for survival. Maybe those boys in Cerberus see it as a game, too.

Reckon there ain't nothin' like a true, powerful horse under ya, but sometimes, you just gotta break in a new kind of mount. (Chuckling) My beautiful beast here, he's a true blue partner. But when the Cerberus boys get too fresh, well, sometimes they just volunteer themselves to be ridden. I found this one, this poor fella here, to be surprisingly well-mannered. He's quieter than the stallion, doesn't try to bolt. Just lays there, sturdy as an old fence post.

Guess the ones that are... compliant... are just easier to train, don't you think? It's just smart farming, utilizing all the livestock Cerberus keeps sending my way. You gotta find ways to make use of everything on a farm, after all.

​Recently, I joined up with my sisters in The Slaughter Valkyries. It's not because I can't protect my own land, I do that just fine on my own, but to send a clear message to that scum that I'm not alone. I've tried just about every way to kill a soldier you can think of. I've choked them, stabbed them, shot them, and even sucked the literal breath right out of their mouths. Even my sweet horse joins in on the fun and helps me fight, trampling a fair share of their men for me.

​Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a few stale corpses I need to clear off my pasture to keep this land beautiful. You have a blessed day now!

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