Ultimate shoulder rides

Andyb · 2012-03-16 19:52:45

hi, is there any females in the UK who's up for a ride, even at a concert, or where ever. Im 22 from Worcester.

mastadon777 · 2012-03-19 17:46:54

You will have to be very lucky-may be easier to win the lottery

checkmateguy · 2012-03-19 20:08:33

... or flying to the moon! Sounds good though, giving a female a shoulder-ride at a pop concert. Just think about that. She'd be sat up astride your shoulders for ages... maybe a solid hour! Girls who go to these kind of music gigs usually wear old faded tight denim jeans. If you're a carrier, you've got to be prepared to put out with the crotch of her jeans chafting away on the back of your neck as she rocks away to the beat of the music. Not only that but you got to put up with her thighs which will be squeezing your head as she gets excited... pure torture or what? (I'm joking!)

mastadon777 · 2012-03-23 18:01:19

An interesting one this-according to the records there are one of two females amongst us _but they are of a strange variety-they dont put their body and soul into the job,mainly I think,because they dont have a body-they are in fact computer generated isomorphic beings-it is a pity because they do generate some good tales-straight from their handlers imagination-they would do much better spreading there weight on our shoulders.

Passion · 2012-04-08 19:10:40

I see that you still are as crazy as ever Mastadon. How many times have I offered to prove just how female I am to you?

AndyB, if you fancy giving me a shoulder ride and your feeling strong. Just let me know.

Ultimate shoulder rides

#1 2012-03-16 19:52:45

Females in uk

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