Ultimate shoulder rides

Try this, Am6: riding a gorilla statue:
http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/simbah/1/1214 … jpg/tpod.html 

Hi Am6.
You are exactly right.
i m int. in shoulder riding, from my younger days. when i was 5 or 6 yrs old, and since than i have been horse for only a few females,and that too less than a minute.
well i m in hope that after marriage, may be things can become better, but its still vague.

well i am also int. in riding on some-one, but i think it is very diff. to do this in real on this planet earth.

well when i was young, sometimes i used to keep 6-7 pillows and ride on top of them.

well i wud love to find an alternate substitute to ride

and can also be there a substitute to give ride.

well love to hear from all in this forum abt some creative ideas.

Am6 wrote:

I Know tha this is primarily  a shoulder riding forum and that 99.9% of its members are male,I also know how difficult it is for some of you to find mounts,so this set me wondering how many of you would enjoy riding  a substitue non human mount, for example Horses, donkeys or other animals or even inanimate objects such as the arm or back of a chair i,m sure that some of you have vivid imaginations and come up with some inventive/creative ideas. would anyone like to share their inventiveness or ideas.