Ultimate shoulder rides

She she ni, Hong.  Yo shi ho wo' shuen Chungwen. Wo' shia she.

(Thank you, Hong. Sometimes I study Mandarin. I want to learn.)

My keyboard does not have all the symbols for proper intonation in Pinyin. For the benefit of non-Mandarin speakers, Pinyin is the system of Roman letters used for Mandarin as is Romaji the same for Japanese.

Would you, Hong, if willing, please write the Pinyin for each character. 

Maybe you can start with the gentleman first because he apparently spoke first, then with the lady because she spoke second.

I believe that learning Mandarin from Mandarin speakers on this website who share my interest in shoulder riding (yes, Louie, I did get back to the prescribe topic) is a good way to learn Mandarin. This method should work well for all languages I wish to learn.

What would you all recommend for the guy shoulder carrying his lady in the circumstance shown in the picture. Most of us know that a Real Man treats a female person with the courtesy and kindness that one treats a princess. The female person (gal) in this picture appears to me to have wet her pants or lost control of her bladder such that her urine has flowed from her vagina and into her pants and into her mount's outer shirt and under shirt such that she is embarrassesd and incorrectly believes that if she stays on his shoulders that nobody will notice.

I would try to carry her away to our vehicle, if we had one, and then to  a place where she could clean herself and change her clothes. Then I would kiss her, on the cheek, not her lips if this was our first date, and tell her that embarassing moments happen to all of us, that I would still like to go to a concert again with her, we will simply plan preventitive means for next time, that I will have embarrassing moments for me sooner or later, and request that she be patient and understanding when that happens.

How do you all interpret this situation in this picture and how would you guys, being shoulder ridden by such a lady, choose to respond?  How would you ladies being shoulder carried choose to respond. How would you gals like the guys shoulder carrying you ladies to respond?

Shall we go back to the basic rule of posting discussions in the section for discussions? I will put further postings of this topic there.