Ultimate shoulder rides

glen1writer wrote:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/35738585@N00/376393770/

Hong,

(I am addressing Movieyou2003)

You now know that to shoulder ride Smotherme you must reward him for carrying you by causing him pain until he taps. If shoulder riding me you must bridge the reward by being gentle but firm and intimate, giggling with pleasure and joy, rubbing your hands through my hair, saying things such as "yes!"  "alright!" "nice!" "oh yeah!" etc., and then reward me after the ride by hugging me, kissing me on the cheek, and sweetly sayig, "Thank you, Sam."  When riding a killer whale you must bridge the reward by blowing the whistle and then throwing  a fish when you can.  So you must train different creatures  in different ways and as Confucius said, you must rule yourself before you can rule others which in your case you must refrain from any sadistic desire to behead me with your legs or to apply unneccessary pain but with Smotherme you  must reward him with such pain until he taps but only after he is giving you a good shoulder ride.

My father was right when he said people are crazier than anybody.

Hong, you must be going through changes as all do as does the river which is always being replaced with new water, silt, fish, etc. and changes its course often. It appears that you liked to shoulder ride sadistically and possibly sometimes still do and you like to shoulder ride gently and intimately too. Either way you still like to squeeze your mount's neck between your legs. If we all ever do meet you can be a most popular ridress with the "horses."

Still waiting to listen to all you ladies if you all will communicate with us gentlemen.

Last edited by namaegaaru (2008-07-02 16:39:01)

Sorry Sam,

I didn't get to use internet often so i didnt realise you send this topic to me, yes, i mostly like to ride more gently, i can be harsh if the horse request me to, i would like to ride someone i really like, who is strong, handsome and nice, so i will kiss him, talk to him ride him...... (not chopping his head off with my legs haha)

Hong

namaegaaru wrote:

glen1writer wrote:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/35738585@N00/376393770/

Hong,

(I am addressing Movieyou2003)

You now know that to shoulder ride Smotherme you must reward him for carrying you by causing him pain until he taps. If shoulder riding me you must bridge the reward by being gentle but firm and intimate, giggling with pleasure and joy, rubbing your hands through my hair, saying things such as "yes!"  "alright!" "nice!" "oh yeah!" etc., and then reward me after the ride by hugging me, kissing me on the cheek, and sweetly sayig, "Thank you, Sam."  When riding a killer whale you must bridge the reward by blowing the whistle and then throwing  a fish when you can.  So you must train different creatures  in different ways and as Confucius said, you must rule yourself before you can rule others which in your case you must refrain from any sadistic desire to behead me with your legs or to apply unneccessary pain but with Smotherme you  must reward him with such pain until he taps but only after he is giving you a good shoulder ride.

My father was right when he said people are crazier than anybody.

Hong, you must be going through changes as all do as does the river which is always being replaced with new water, silt, fish, etc. and changes its course often. It appears that you liked to shoulder ride sadistically and possibly sometimes still do and you like to shoulder ride gently and intimately too. Either way you still like to squeeze your mount's neck between your legs. If we all ever do meet you can be a most popular ridress with the "horses."

Still waiting to listen to all you ladies if you all will communicate with us gentlemen.

namaegaaru wrote:

Thank you, Hong. You listen and learn well.  I wish you had been my daughter yong Zhongwen zhenmei shuo? You would have been a beloved princess that charmed and conquered her king and shoulder rode him.

zhong wen is:
我希望你是我的女儿!
wo xi wang ni shi wo de nv er!