Ultimate shoulder rides

MissBaron · 2025-10-06 19:59:50

matchavanillamilk:

I'm 5ft 2 in tall and 132 lbs. Obviously neither of us would be to great a burden on any average man that we might happen to sit on or ride.
I have experiment with other women years ago but I'm otherwise heterosexual. Men are more useful and easier and more fun to dominate as you may have discovered while being gender fluid.

I discovered ways to appeal to the ego of heterosexual men to make them do almost anything I want, and that includes men who are not overtly submissive. I have encountered far to many straight men with homosexual leanings to doubt that someone like you who seemingly presents yourself as female wouldn't appeal to or even potentially take control of.

As I tried to explain to urfavtransgirlxo, when you take control of a submissive male, it's very often true that the more you mistreat him and dismiss him as a person, the more he will crave serving you.

So of course you sit on him , ride him and torment him when it amuses you and in the way it amuses you. He is a slave to his own deep desires as much as he is a slave to you. Your self-esteem is essential to such a relationship and his part is to be nothing more than chattel, no more than an amusement , a beast of burden and a piece of furniture. He is completely disposable and if you break him you simply replace him.

So of course you will sit on him, bounce on him and grind your womanly ass on his stomach, chest or back. Enjoy his suffering when his muscles can no longer stand the impacts of your weight. His suffering is his gift and homage to you.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-06 21:24:11

HAHA that would feel so jocular doing all of that! Of course I am more gentle with those who do not identify as masochists. I would still like to ride them to exhaustion but I would save being more mean for those who really enjoy it! It is true that the more we dehumanise those who crave being beasts of burden will crave us riding them again! They're backs are our thrones as Queens after all!

Oh urfavtransgirlxo is too soft hearted! However, I'm grateful you swayed her gentleness and she is also craving the power and control that comes by dominating these masochists! I agree with your famous notion and catchphrase, and I also do not care if I sit on my horse too long, as he is comparable to a chair. He loses his sentience and emotions becoming my slave so why should I have mercy to a masochist? Exactly! His suffering is homage and a testament to my prowess and authority over him. He thanks me for the privilege of pain!

I would enjoy watching a youtube video, scrolling on tiktok and penning missives on whatsapp or similar all whilst sitting on my slave's back! I think I wrote more mean stuff on piggyback rides section!

MissBaron · 2025-10-07 02:23:29

matchavanillamilk:

I can't help but to wonder , in that you are a biological male, if the "evidence" under your skirt doesn't react from the contact with your human horses neck?
I keep my intimate relationships separate from my relationship with the submissives that I dominate , ride and indulge in their masochism. Normally, beyond feeling my weight and flesh bearing down on them, and of course what little manual touching that is sometimes required to serve me, the submissives have no sexual outlet in my presence.

I don't intend to pry into that matter with you, but when you mentioned sitting on your slave's back while enjoying tik tok and Youtube, It reminded me of sitting on a particular underling while chatting with one of my lovers. The man I was sitting on had a deep desire for intimacy with me and it was especially enjoyable to have what amounted phone sex with my lover while my words tormented the poor creature I was sitting on. I actually saw tears as my dismissal of him crushed him far more than my ass did

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-07 02:44:43

Umm I'm not really, you may infer it by hearing my voice, as LewLifts has and he said I don't sound like a biologicial male! Maybe I am intersex or something? I must be to sound how I sound HAHA. That being said I have several female friends, one of which is a trans man, and I really like their deep voices! I guess it's true that opposites do really attract! In my case - the girly, feminine introvert will be attracted to the strong, masculine extrovert. Awwh that's a much bit? I don't think I would have the stomach to do that! Also I am not going to juggle 2 lovers (metaphorically since I am a rider) or lead the one who may have feelings for me on only to crush his feelings. Wounds like that do not heal... I imagine you destroyed his soul... and your metaphorical weight must be haunting him as we speak... Perhaps if you are single you can contact him.

Perhaps you will appreciate this if I had a boyfriend and he had an affair with another girl. I would drop a plate on the floor and ask him to say sorry to the plate. As confusion washes over his face he may hesitantly and dubiously apologise to the plate. Does the plate return to the way it was before? It does not. He can try to glue it together if he wants, perhaps breaking it even further beyond disrepair and he will inevitably cause it to fall apart again. I believe my feelings would be the same and I would certainly not take him back.

On a more upbeat note, I would love to enjoy a movie even while riding on my slave's back haha jocular times guaranteed when you embrace your inner evil persona. If only urfavtransgirl would focus on this too... who knows what she could become?

Perhaps I may be wrong but I have searched it up and conceded that both males and females can have an erection, so.. it may not be a big giveaway haha and that's what urfavtransgirl is scared of tbh she thinks someone will throw her off if that happens, I told her the carrier will expect that. I'm sure a carrier may appreciate it, it may excite him, he will be used to it especially if a man enjoys carrying other men, or is not into carrying women.

The tormenting aspect is quite appealing however, one of my suitors appears to enjoy this and wants to kiss my feet. I may indulge him by letting him and also allowing him to kiss my hand. Well I would wouldn't I, in exchange for the delicious feeling of being carried. I would like to watch an entire movie whilst my carrier is sitting on the sofa, me sitting on his shoulders, much more appealing than his lap or next to him. Besides! If I sat on his lap I am literally the movie, he is not going to be able to see the screen with my spiky black hair and fringe in the way.

As of now my suitors are a decade older than me atleast but this does not faze me. If a 70 year old man wanted to carry me I would accept, of course he must be able to carry my 56kg for a considerable amount of time otherwise soon he would have a cause to regret carrying me. It will be pathetic if he collapses after a minute begging he is 'too old' and of course I may sit on this beast of burden until I so wish to get off. And why did he offer if he is not going to satisfy me by summoning all his strength. I guarantee when your carrier collapses they still have strength left in them. It is your choice to spur them on or have mercy and allow them to rest.

It is not indubitable if I can truly be as assertive as I appear online, and I do not think I would reveal my voice on this site, as I am wary of giving up anonymity. To be honest, I would reserve riding on 'extra hard mode' for those who are masochists. If you do not know what that means, use your imagination dear riders and horse beasts! What do you think it entails? I would use hard mode for those who enjoy lifting and carrying? And maybe a less gentler or more gentler mode for someone I have coerced into carrying me or someone I decide to jump on!

If anyone would like to hear my voice write me an email at simplyberryuwu@outlook.com. Beware I do not sound assertive, I sound like a simp girl who is not a uni student... I wonder where our dear horse Jayrey has trotted of to? What do you think MissBaron? Should we hunt him on safari? After all, it's not very good manners to leave 2 well dressed equestrian Queens in the middle of nowhere like this. We, along with urfavtransgirl are the Celestial Curators and Sustainers of Heavenly Lift and Carry Principles!

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-07 16:13:29

I have been pondering and I have found more rather jocular ways to demean my beast of burden! , maybe when I am on his back I will put my Ipad on his lower neck, so that he has no choice but to look down and cannot look up. Then I would take my sweet time finding a movie on Netflix and watching it! Maybe kpop demon hunters, just to insult him! I have heard that some people like to play games when they are being my pony, very well. I may fill a bowl with marbles and have my horse pick each one up with his mouth and carry it over to the other bowl.

I find it amusing that I asked one of my suitors, a 24 year old, what ways he would like to carry me. You know what he said? He exclaimed 'What are you suggesting? I hope it is not something decent'. Then he realised his mistake and no sooner had I assimilated the missive he had penned, he had quickly changed it to 'indecent' which I found very amusing how he had acted quickly to try and make sure I did not get the wrong idea! Very hilarious.

It would be very appeasing to open spotify and put my favourite jpop and kpop songs on whilst the horse is forced to listen to these 'feminine tunes'. It would assault his masculine pride and arrogance, which is fitting since I would treat masochist slave ponies as little more than chattel or furniture. They wish to be treated roughly? Very well, I will strip them of their sentience and dehumanise them to the status of a horse. After all, when a slave has no emotions he is an inanimate object is he not? I will enjoy sitting on my 'chair' whilst tormenting him with kpop and jpop perhaps I will make him dance, he is my property now!

I am not going to insult him by asking if he is ready once he kneels to have me jump on his back or shoulders. He wants to suffer so his pain will be a testament to my beauty and authority as the Celestial Rider. I came up with this idea after I asked one of my prospective slaves if he wanted to watch kpop demon hunters with me whilst I sat on his shoulders and he refused saying 'kpop is for girls'. Well, well, well... I shall coerce him into watching it.

MissBaron · 2025-10-07 21:04:34

matchavanillamilk:

I'm not really sure what is or isn't "intersex" but several of my gay male friends have some decidedly feminine features, mannerism and attitudes. One of my closest friends is a gay man who could pass for a woman without much effort with hair and makeup and his choice of clothing , while basically male still tends to enhance the feminine impression. He is also quite dominant in ways that are sometimes more like a dominant woman, particularly with his "stable" of submissive gay men.

I differ from you in regard to my treatment of men. Obviously I deal with masochistic straight men and perhaps I can get away with more than an intersex can. But I really enjoy being a little more cruel to those who are less willing to submit and often treat them more harshly than I do to more compliant masochists.
I would be delighted to see someone like you pounce on and bully a strong and reluctant man. Sit on him without regard for him and humiliate him as you choose. Dismissing his humanity and tormenting his ego.
I don't know how you could accomplish this in reality but I would enjoy watching it happen.

As for the man you think I destroyed while sitting on him during my phone conversation, I almost hope that in many ways I did!
However, I know I changed him and broke something in his mind or soul. I know this because some of my female friends have dated and used him as a boytoy. Not as a slave as I did of course but very nearly so , just for their satisfaction and apparently without any of his "needs met" if you understand my meaning;).

If you think that is cruel, and you might be right, one qualifier I will tell you is that I have never promised sexual fidelity to anyone or even implied it. I have made it clear in the beginning to every man I have had a relationship with. I do what I want with whom I want when I want and discard anyone who doesn't accept my terms.

What you said about urfavtransgirl is quite true with one cavate.
Her chances of gaining control over a carrier/human seat is better if she can find a sexually conflicted closet gay male who can perceive urfavtransgirl as a girl. I have encountered such cases with these guys who can't accept their homosexual nature but will do anything to satisfy their cravings and their conflicts.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-07 21:22:02

Well intersex is when you have a mix of male and female body parts and hormones. In my case indubitably oestrogen is my dominant hormone. However everyone regardless of their gender has the hormone of the opposite sex stored in their body and it is used for various purposes.

Hmm maybe the caveat will not limit her? For example I heard that most trans porn is consumed by straight men, so I am sure alot of straight men would perceive her as a normal girl. Ooh I believe I could deal with masochistic straight and gay men, maybe even trans men. Haha I would love to do that to a strong, reluctant, stubborn horse! The best thing to do is definitely to insult his male pride and suggest that he is not strong enough to carry me. This way I could even coerce him to do a carry he would maybe be reluctant to do. I am not sure which carry I am just suggesting on a whim.

I would also discard my horse haha if he is too stubborn or I have sat on him so much that he is so exhausted he is almost roadkill and melded with the floor or road . One dream of mine is being carried at night, as I feel it may be more fun than in the day and also the streets will be more deserted so I would not mind it if my slave wanted to carry me through the streets. In my opinion, I do not feel the need for sexual intercourse, being carried fulfils me much more in lieu of sex and it is much more arousing! Of course if my carrier thinks he can coerce me into something I do not want to do I may whip him or empty my entire bottle of pepper spray in his eyes That will teach him.

By the way dear horses I am waiting... who will rescue this damsel in distress after Jayrey left ?

I will enjoy using my horse as a seat while I watch a movie, perhaps I should refer to him as a donkey? After all it is more insulting. Of course if I like you I am going to be more gentle with you , those who I like know who they are <3.

Anyway dears please take a look at this video. Do you think this is a boy or a girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSsWsCdiiPI (New Window)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc3eD6C6Gbk This is me

I look like her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dcaQiLBqEo

MissBaron · 2025-10-08 03:00:56

matchavanillamilk:

I couldn't say if the friend I spoke of could be called intersex by your definition, but he doesn't show any male type of muscularity , a face that is much closer to pretty than hansom and has a somewhat feminine silhouette. Not dramatically so, but quite noticeable and an a rather high full ass. Added to his lack of noticeable body hair, I might guess that he has his share of estrogen.

I can't say much about heterosexual men consuming trans-porn but both men and women are attracted and stimulated by the female form and sexuality and latent homosexuality is a very complex subject. I sometimes feel that it's always unique to each individual .

In regard to you Finding a way to ride a reluctant man to complete exhaustion (road kill lol) perhaps you could bring out urfavtransgirl dominant nature by inviting her to sit on mister reluctant with you:) Since both of you are rather petite , your combined weight should be enough to make sure the poor exhausted baby will stay down for as long as you want to sit there .

In regard to your Anime videos, I think I could imagine the character as either a girl or a very effeminate boy. I've seen boys that I found very difficult to determine .

JayRey8585 · 2025-10-08 14:37:34

MissBaron;

Holy cow!! What is happening here?! Haha. Good grief. I’m lost. Is this person a male or female?!

Also, how’s your ‘fat ass’ doing?! I’ll kneel so you can sit down.

MissBaron · 2025-10-08 15:16:55

JayRey8585:

matchavanillamilk is a basically biological male who identifies as a female/intersex person. That is about as close as I can describe her.

She is dominant with masochistic males, at least in her fantasies. Obviously I have no idea about her , or anyone's real life or experiences.

I may be wrong but she seems to be interested in you/your ideas and probably likes the idea of riding on your shoulders or back.

So "CARRY ON" (pun intended

JayRey8585 · 2025-10-08 15:20:38

MissBaron;

Oh my!! Boo to your “pun intended”! lol. You already know what I’m thinking!!

Took myself on a mini getaway and came back to this. Haha. Gesh.

You’re right. I might regret telling you about me wearing a harness where you could snap stirrups to the D ring…. Make my sides an easy target with your spurs. Oops.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-08 16:20:50

Well well well.. look who finally showed up! How dare you try and abandon us?!

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-08 16:21:13

Rolantecamina wrote:
Lmao!

LMAOOO

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-08 16:44:00

Jayrey i shall ignore your rather unceremonious cursing. Exactly! I love how the boy with the green outfit and lyre (he is a boy) looks and his form is quite like mine! Except my ethnicity is asian. However I will enjoy dressing as Hu Tao she commands the funerals! I would have to offer a funeral as a token of my love for my horse if he turned into roadkill on our journey! I have spiky black hair and an asian fringe, however these outfits do come with wigs and gear!

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&am … mp;ajaxserp=0 (New Window)

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&am … mp;ajaxserp=0

This is another
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&am … mp;ajaxserp=0

One of my prospective horses has also expressed an interest in having me perhaps wear these costumes, whilst I dominate him!

MissBaron, that is not so! In fact many of my suitors are arguably heterosexual males who perceive me as female! Among them is a man who I thought it would be humorous to ask if urfavtransgirl could also be carried by him and he replied that he wouldn't mind if carrying us both and he would in fact enjoy if we both got aroused on him!

Another is an italian called Leo, he wants to be dominant and carry me around as his 'beautiful angel who can never touch the dirty ground' and I thought this was quite an intriguing, arousing request so I accepted this request, as long as I make the rules! He has stated he wants to engage in playful wrestling where he is gentle with me and I have to try and keep riding on his back whilst he bucks and tries to throw me off, then he will gently try and pin me as I keep trying to get back on him! A rather amusing contingency will be if he can never dislodge me, which is what may inevitably happen.. After all! My legs are not too think or thick and not too long so I am confident I can cross my ankles around his waist whilst riding him. Perhaps.. it will be easy to choke a stubborn horse into submission using my lovely legs!? It would be very humorous watching him try and spin around and get me off him whilst he struggles to breath! Another thing he wants to try is being my 'wild horse who gets more stubborn the longer i ride him and will change from all 4s to piggyback whilst i have to try and stay on him!' How very appeasing... however he does not think he can try and dislodge me does he?? He has another think coming, I will wrap my skinny arms around his neck and my legs around his waist and never come off until he regrets this decision! I also stated that he must not try and play dirty by pulling me down by my legs, as he is taller than me and weighs more so he could! But then all my suitors are!

Jayrey, can you not converse in proper English like a good slave? Gosh I thought you had marked yourself as literary! And do not think for even a second that just because I am 18 and 56kg that I will be easy to dislodge!

MissBaron, let us continue the torment of this beast of burden! Shall we paint his back in the stripes of a zebra and hunt him on safari?

Anyway it looks like I am set to meet up with one of my dear horses on the date i have chosen! One dear slave has said that he would gladly miss Christmas to be my horse!

MissBaron · 2025-10-08 17:52:56

matchavanillamilk:

Actually, I would like to think of your suiters as heterosexual men and they might consider themselves as such, but heterosexual men simply don't desire serving anyone with male genitalia.
Unless you manage to keep that part of you secret from your suiters , they are either bisexual or what I call "Trysexual" as in they will try anything with anyone.

Personally I love the idea of you riding on the back of a bucking human horse as he fails to dislodge you. I have actually done this on two different submissive men and with the right attitude it's quite enjoyable. I don't think my "broncos" were trying their hardest but one almost bucked me off.
From that experience I can suggest that rather than trying to lock your ankles around his waist, you sit higher up on his back and lock his neck between your thighs. That will allow you to squeeze his neck while you are bounced on his back and land on him as hard as you like until you have exhausted him. He can't toss you quite as high with his bucking, but you can control how hard you land so he feels the impact while your ass is spared from being jarred as much. Also with more of your weight on his arms, you will wear him out faster so you can carry on with your next game or just sit on your tired "road kill" LoL.

I think it would be cute to see you and urfavtransgirl sitting on the back of that suiter together as he tries to crawl under both of you.
I can imagine you driving him to complete exhaustion and remaining on his back to enjoy tormenting him mildly as he attempt to rise .

No I wouldn't paint strips on JayRey to make him a Zebra for our safari . A zebra skin might make an interesting conversation piece as a rug, but I don't think his meat would be very tasty and I would hate wasting all that protein . LOL.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-08 18:10:50

Well I never insinuated I have male genitalia.. also if urfavtransgirl had surgery then maybe she may not get aroused on people lol. Ahh what a cute scenarioo! One that I hope to experience soon.. Loll road kill HAHA. Ooh thank you for the tips from one cowgirl to the other! I do not think anyone would be successful bucking me off if I employ these techniques! Leo is going to regret challenging me.. It would be very joyful to continue to sit on him, along with urfavtransgirl and I find it exciting to be able to feel the back/ shoulders of my horse moving under me and him trying to get up and inevitably falling back down will be very amusing... I would let the poor creature rest and poor some water onto the ground so he may drink it up whilst I sit on him

LOL instead we should hunt him down to ride him again as he is very stubborn and tries to escape. Let us lassoo him so he cannot move!

And Jayrey, I am sure you can converse in Standard English, can you not? Dear god, I thought you had marked yourself as literary! Out of interest MissBaron why do you enjoy writing such posts in formal register? Have you by any chance had a passion for writing? I study English at uni and I love to read so that is why I write like this! How did your 'broncos' act? Did they spin around to get you off?

Hmm enlisting urfavtransgirl would be very convenient.. but sadly one that may not happen since she lives in Ireland . I am sure my 56kg will be a walk in the park for my horse until he starts to feel tired . However one of my ponies has said that he would want me to stay on his shoulders as he rests? What a generous, gentlemanly request, of course!

Oh my gosh I am so excitedd I may get to meet a German pony really soon at the only time I can meet, which is when others couldn't and I am worth it because he really wants me to ride him?! Oh my god he is so sweet to meee, I let him hear my voice too he said it was a sweet voice:). And he says he would love if I take photos riding him in all positions to post here and choose a special one as my profile picture! And that I should sit on his chest whilst he rests to scroll through the photos! He said he would love to dress up for me and I can teach him about anime AWH! I am going to be gentle with himm, after all this is my first real time riding a human horse! He does want me to kick his chest to make him go faster though and I will comply! If I want him to gallop I have to say 'Wind dragon!' and 'Lightning dragon!' for even faster! And I am definitely going to make a detailed feedback of how he carried me and where we went on our journey! So for all you fantasisers, you won't want to miss this!

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MissBaron · 2025-10-09 19:53:54

matchavanillamilk:

Riding a human bronco really is a lot of fun, at least for the rider :
I took me a few moments of being bucked to realize I had to get my thighs around his neck to keep my seat on his back but once I did I had control and I could land on him as hard or as soft as I wanted to.
He was the first guy I used as a bronco as an adult and he actually suggested it as a game. Of course I jump at the idea,(who wouldn't?).

The second human bronco (my idea that time) did spin when he was bucking but I hand his head and neck locked in my legs and he almost broke his neck twisting against my legs. I was sitting on him just a little below his shoulder blades and when he bucked I squeezed his neck a little tighter and sat down harder between each of his bucks. My ass became like a weapon and of course his arms became to tired to even hold me up and it was easy to keep him down there.

I think you and urfavtransgirl together could keep any exhausted human bronco down for as long as you wanted and torture him any way it might amuse you. Together you weigh a lot more than I do and if your bronco tries to get his arms under himself to push up, you could just bounce on him to keep him down for as long as you like.
I think urfavtransgirl would realize how much fun she was having and get over her misplaced empathy for the guy your sitting on.
If urfavtransgirl is going to adopt a female persona she should learn to enjoy all the advantages as well as realize that men only exist to serve, protect and amuse women. It's what they are for!

I'm all in favor or lassoing and tying him up but I don't know who "He Is".

The reason I write in forums like this is to express my views, experiences and desires anonymously. I have a circle of friends with similar interests but I can't just express them to just anyone. I have to maintain a more pedestrian appearance and of course a business like appearance at work.

As for that German fellow who wants you to scroll through the photo while you sit on his chest. I'm just a little surprised that you didn't suggest that positioning. I have always found that sitting on a man's chest to be the most dominating thing you can do. Yes it's used as a restraint but it implies a kind of control akin to ownership.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-09 22:15:38

Wow I cannot wait to use your secrets against these poor babies who didn't know what they were letting themselves in for by requesting me to play rodeo with them! I am sure when I keep landing on my horse slave's neck from his bucking it will indeed exhaust him quicker! What a genius idea! It would be amusing to ride a slave on all 4s on a long road (of course I will allow him to wear knee and hand pads, it's not a suicide mission being my slave!) and when he collapses I continue to sit on him for as long as I like and get off at my leisure, when he is roadkill! Of course I will not to do this to my dear German horse because I am very fond of him!

As for the poor slave we were lassooing I had meant to clarify it was Jayrey! I had thought when my German horse is suitably tired I will let him rest and feed him water! He really wants me to be his owner and only rider! He said I should 'ride him out and tame him how a wild horse that has just been caught is tamed!', what a jovial experience this will be! And I am his 'perfect rider who shall never walk when I am with him' loll he just wants to carry me everywhere and even when he is tired he said he will fall upon his knees so my feet never touch the ground! Apparently I am too precious for the ground haha!

Loll I remember a similar line I read in a book where the homdiegetic narrator's mother had a car break down and she said she should 'Call the mechanic to fix it since that is why God made men', very amusing notions haha! And I am sure urfavtransgirl and I would definitely discard our gentleness! But of course we must also let our beast of burden rest after our escapades!

I also enjoy the anonymity of this forum and I am sure urfavtransgirl does too! In fact heterosexual men enjoy carrying their male friends particularly when drunk so she should get a ride! How long did you sit on your poor bronco baby before you got up? I can imagine you answered some texts first!

JayRey8585 · 2025-10-10 02:24:07

Matchavanillamilk & MissBaron;

So, im out in a safari and matchavanillamilk is riding a German horse who she likes and owns and MissBaron is walking trying to lasso me?! MissBaron knows *if* you are able to lasso me, you better hold on! I’m 6’2”, in great shape and I will give you a run for your money.

MissBaron and I have talked about her experiences with bucking human horses and I would gladly except that challenge. I think MissBaron would have the advantage and that I might go easier on her. After all, her ‘fat ass’ probably would feel good on my back or shoulders.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-10 02:30:34

Ok if you are 6 foot 2 doesn't matter! Ooh how much you weigh? I'm 56kg and I know I am light but MissBaron and urfavtransgirl join me to sit on your back and turn you into roadkill! . OH AHHHH OMG STOP RUNNING SO FAST HELPP OOH *we all sit on his neck because he is bucking* haha we dominated you! and urfavtransgirl is Indian she pours chai on your hair haha and for final humilation German horse sits on Jayrey's face loll

Uhh well! I am sure urfavtransgirl and I can also add weight with our 'fat asses' too! I'm female so I have wider hips than her and yeah! Ooh you go easy on MissBaron since you like her? AWW you know we still have no mercy on youu and well MissBaron has shared her secrets I know that if I sit on your neck whilst you are being a wild bull you will get exhausted!

JayRey8585 · 2025-10-10 02:35:20

matchavanillamilk;

I weigh 207 pounds. You would have to catch up to me on your German horse in order to even get close enough to lasso me! You have MissBaron on foot trying to catch me too. (Based off what you have said.) Your German stud isn’t that big of a stud - you wouldn’t catch me. MissBaron might me able to lure me in as long as you weren’t around. Haha.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-10 02:38:59

Excuse me?! How rude! Come on German horse let's attack himm! And maybe urfavtransgirl offers you chai in the form of this character
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&am … mp;ajaxserp=0 (New Window) Haha you drink it and it has sleep ingredients omg so you get SOO drowsy and it's easy to defeat you then we make you carry us all in the road and turn you to roadkill when you get tired and leave you on the road and I go home on my German horse, another good day's work done!

AND LOLL IF I CAN'T CATCH YOU ON HORSEBACK (I CANN) THEN HOW CAN MISSBARON CATCH UP TO YOU I AM LAUGHING!

Anyway I gtg to bed now I will drift off prettily on my German horse, because I am safe and he won't drop me!

JayRey8585 · 2025-10-10 02:42:18

matchavanillamilk;

Again, you have to catch me first.

It’s hard to follow this anime world in which you describe things in. It’s not realistic. Magic drink? Turning me into roadkill, etc.

MissBaron; save me. Take me for a ride or something! lol.

MissBaron · 2025-10-10 03:09:31

matchavanillamilk:

Yes with a good grip with your thighs on your bronco's neck you soften his bucking by suspending yourself a little bit, then land your bottom on his back as hard as you like. You will be as surprised as I was by how far he will sag under you. It might even knock the air out of his lungs . It so satisfying to hear that sound .

I suggest wearing something like a skirt, short shorts etc. so your legs are bare because bare flesh will give you a much better grip on his neck.

Yes of course you should remain sitting on him if and when he falls.
You should never get off him right away or to soon because your control of him and a demonstration of your superiority and disregard for his exhausted condition should be obvious to him.
Trust me about this, he will want to serve you more if you treat him as chattel.

I love he idea of riding a carrier on all fours in an out door situation.
I have done so briefly, but it's impractical unless you find a place that is very secluded and away from people.

I must say that your German horse has the right idea about the relationship. But all women have to break men like horses in the metaphoric sense of it. Whether you physically sit on his back or coerce him in other ways, staying on top of him and keeping him in his place is key to your happiness and satisfaction.

I totally agree that men exist to serve ,protect and amuse us.
In the vein of this discussion I hope that you and urfavtransgirl enjoy keeping your exhausted bronco down ,sitting on him and tormenting him without either mercy or guilt. Obviously there must be limitations so you don't hurt him to much. But men are really quite durable and can take more than you or even they might think.

I can't say exactly how long I sat on the first guy after he fell.
He was the one who suggested playing rodeo and when he fell I happened to land sitting on his neck at first. I was laughing, so I didn't hear him begging for relief at first and I bounce back to sit between his shoulders. I had him completely worn out and I changed positions several times, only lifting off him to sit in a different position without attempting to land gently as I sat down on him each time.
He's not a very big man but he was pretty strong so I kept him down there for quite a while until I got bored. He was a rather comfortable seat though. I guess I was sitting on him for a little less than a half hour.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-11 01:07:46

I will love to get a good grip on his neck and ride him out until he is totally exhausted haha. For fun I may try sitting on his back normally as he tries to buck me off and probably resulting in me falling off depending on how hard he tries. If he successfully bucks me off, pride and arrogance will take over and what fun it will be to see the surprised expression on his face as he expects me to defeat me again and I jump on his lower neck and exhaust him so quickly! I am sure even the strongest man's arms will fail to keep him upright and I will sit on his neck and back and watch some anime!

My German horse acts very besotted.. He enjoys me jumping hard on his back and shoulders to ride him out and wants me to ride him all the time and stated that I should never walk anymore awh how noble and cutee! Of course I am quite coquette with him because I am his ''mistress' and it is attractive how he acts with me, and he says it's the best feeling to feel my ass on his shoulders and back and continue riding him even when he is tired! I am sure such treatment will bond and endear me more to him and I have become quite ensconced with him as my horse!

I agree and would only enjoy my love of being carried in private as people will stare, especially if I pass down the road riding a slave decked out in pony gear! Maybe I should put a horse head on him too? I can imagine the shocked, awed and dumbstruck faces! I did express to him that when he is truly tired he needs to tell me otherwise I won't know, since he wants me to keep jumping on him even when his back and shoulders hurt and he agreed he will tell me so I may sit on his back or shoulders and lovingly feed him water

Loll how comical it is that he suggested you to ride him on rodeo and he, full of energy and pride no doubt, expected to dominate you by bucking you off and you used your tricks making him 'beg for relief'. That is exactly what I would do to an unsuspecting man who dare thinks he can buck me off . Ooh half an hour is very appealing, I am sure I will also sit on my poor baby for the same amount!

Is anyone else watching the celebrity traitors if you are from the UK? It's soo good!

urfavtransgirlxo · 2025-10-11 01:25:14

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omllll matchaa what have u been yapping abt? TvT. Is your name Janelle or Anisha? idkk and um bruu why are you trying to team up with MissBaron and who is Jayrey and I am just as soft hearted as matcha/ janelle?

MissBaron · 2025-10-11 14:53:15

matchavanillamilk:

Perhaps it would be fun for you to be bucked off your German horse? I guess it would depend on where you land. No one needs a bruised ass (except for thos masochist who like having their asses beaten I guess).

But I must caution you about catering to your German horse desires and fetishes on his terms. We call that "topping from the bottom" and that puts your submissive in a position of power and often makes the submissive lose interest.
Yes off course you can still play with and ON him, wear him down until he is to tired to want to continue, but you really must take control at all times. For example, use him as furniture without any prelude .
For example, order him to be your bench and sit on him while applying makeup ,scrolling on your phone, texting friends etc. without brothering to speak to him.
Use him as a foot rest even if he wants to do something else.
Step and stand on him even if you are wearing shoes and ignore him when he tries to talk to you while you use him for any utility you might have, such as a step ladder to reach something on a high shelf.

I find that wearing a skirt gives me better control of a human bronco because my bare legs can grip his neck and his bare back. It's the flesh on flesh thing I mentioned.
But unless you want to suffer a little after your ride, I caution against wearing anything like pantyhose. Nylon feels smooth on your legs but acts like sandpaper on your horses neck. I wore pantyhose with one guy who requested them and his neck was raw and red with little blood spots showing through when I got off his back. I laughed at his discomfort but I made a mental note only wear pantyhose when I'm riding a guy I feel like punishing. I wonder what would happen if I sat on some guys face while wearing them:)?

urfavtransgirlxo · 2025-10-12 00:12:19

uhhh this is so chaotic helpp

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-12 00:30:47

urfavtransgirlxo wrote:
uhhh this is so chaotic helpp

Omg hii yess it's chaotic here but fun to fantasise about being evil! I think you are a little more soft hearted than me as you will appreciate from reading these posts, but we can work on it together to turn these men into roadkill! I am sure the situation where I will ride my rodeo bull will take place in a gym room or somewhere else with soft floor! Yeahh, it will be fun to get bucked off once or twice, so my bull gets full of himself and thinks I can never defeat him, then turn the table on him and dominate him and sit on his back for agess pinning him to the ground!

I think using someone as furniture is very appealing. How amusing to use them as a dressing room seat! It would also be fun to ride him everywhere around the house, so I don't have to walk and I am sure that is exactly what he wants as he said whenever I see him I should jump on his back haha. Ooh I think I would prefer resting my feet on his chest, especially if I am sitting on his shoulders to watch a movie and permanently place my feet against his chest!

I think it would be more appropriate to jump on his shoulders to reach something high rather than stand on him! It is more enjoyable and I can probably reach higher things! Wow oh my gosh sounds like wearing pantyhose to ride could result in murder! I quite like the feeling of riding with my calves bare and feeling the hands of my horse holding my legs, so definitely not going to wear any punishing pantyhose! Ooh I inadvertently did some alliteration! Yess it's sexy to feel my horse's bare back under me and feel his back muscles moving as he carries me or is bucking me. Personally, I don't like the idea of facesitting haha and it would be too pleasurable for the receiver! Sitting on chest or neck is more punishing! Also I am not sure how it would be comfortable since the person's nose bone would be poking into your bum? Maybe it would be more humouring to rest my thighs or feet on someone's face!? Have you ever sat on anyone's face? I can't imagine you have?!

MissBaron · 2025-10-12 14:14:10

matchavanillamilk:

Starting with your last question, Of course I've sat on guys faces.
It's one of the best ways to have control of the guy giving me oral sex, stopping the fool from talking and even even punishing him or reminding him of his place.
Some guys absolutely love it and some others hate it but I really don't care if they like it or not. As for where the guys nose goes, I don't find that unpleasant at all.

However, I find sitting on the guy's chest very enjoyable and I feel much more in control. Looking down as his face turns red (it usually does)when the pressure from my weight slowing makes it harder to breathe always makes me feel more powerful.

A man's muscles moving under me reminds me of who has the power in the relationship as well as being stimulating. I like the idea of his muscles only existing to serve me.

Wearing pantyhose while riding on his back or shoulders won't kill him and in fac it's harder to hold onto his neck with your legs because nylon is more slippery. But it is like sandpaper on his neck and the sides of his face and the redness last for days. So in case you want to punish the guy, I caution you against it.

I don't stand on or walk on a guy very often and it's usually some masochist I happen to play with for a very short time. Actually, I'm to lazy to spend a lot of energy stepping on and off a mans body .
I'd rather just sit on him.

urfavtransgirlxo · 2025-10-12 20:39:50

nahh i'm not gonna join in with this but matcha is at her auntie's today nooo she can't be on here incase someone takes her phone and finds all this think she is coming bck tommorow night she saidd.

Noo janellee come backk

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-13 14:06:01

AHHH ZARAA! Ooh it's so cool you are muslim! I shouldn't say my religion because of privacy but ur so brave putting urs in case someone discriminates u! Omgg at my auntie's I couldn't even go on my phone properly I was doing snapchat with my cousins Maeve, Laya and Ava and then Aunt Isha comes in and makes Ava give her phone so she can see what we were huddling to look at!? Omgg and then when we were eating butter chicken Aunt Riya took a photo of EVERYONE for insta and was like 'Sooo blessed to have a meal with my familyyyy. Love is.. people you care about gathered together to eat and laugh'. Nahh Ava made her crop her out!

Anywayy ugh we are coming back later and I've locked the bedroom door to type this so better be quick! Ooh I don't think I would ever facesit on someone haha! Ooh I am not sure my 54kg will make a guy's face turn red too quickly but I would enjoy watching and getting up after that! Maybe I could eat a snack sitting on his chest LOL. When riding a guy's shoulders or back have you ever wanted to stroke his hair? I think I would enjoy running my fingers through his hair, maybe giving him a peck on the cheek for his work! Especially if there is mutual chemistry between us!

Wow indeeddd it feels so cute to feel his muscles moving under me, his and his muscles' only purpose is to serve me and carry me! He is born to be my horse and my beast of burden! What a nice chair he will make to sit on whilst I watch a movie! In fact many horses have asked me to sit on their lap to watch TV because it makes them feel hot.. Oh noo I would never wear pantyhose! I feel like you should if you meet a long lost arch enemy or rival then you should go challenge him or her saying they have to come to your house and challenge them to carry you then punish them with it! Haha they will beg for mercyyy! Say 'NOO horse I will never get off you!' LOL.

Lol exactlyy sitting on him is much more enjoyable! I don't feel the appeal of standing on someone and it could really hurt his ribcage or something! It's better to sit on his back and pin his arms with your knees and bounce on him for ages!

MissBaron · 2025-10-13 15:40:06

matchavanillamilk:

Sitting on a guy's lap is little more than a convenience for me.
As one famous actress once said "I've sat on more laps than a napkin".

It's a pity you have a problem with sitting on someone's face. It's so common these days that it's been the subject of some discussions on day time TV. Long ago a nice British lady who was something of a mentor to me was traveling through my area with a man who was almost literally her slave. She introduced the term "Queening" and heavy Queening to me and demonstrated it on her male-slave companion. she sat on him so long that I was a little concerned that he would suffocate because she had a very fat bottom(bum as she called it:). He was on a sofa and she plopped down without a consideration . when she got off his face she just moved to sit on his chest. She offered to let me sit on him too, but I declined at the time .

I used to stroke my ex husbands hair while riding on his back. He did have some nice hair but I usually ended up pulling on it because he wanted me off before I wanted to get off of him.
My ex was very muscular and "ripped" so I could feel his muscles move under my ass with every move . His back was really broad too and comfortable to sit on. It's one of the few things I miss about him.

Funny that you should mention it but there are a couple of guys I would love to sit on their faces wearing pantyhose and just grind down on. I would have to find some way to tie them down or have a friend sit on their chest to hold them down though. It would be fun to look at their faces all red from the nylon burns. They would be reminded of my ass on their faces every time they looked in the mirror for a few days at least .

Yes just sitting on the guy get the point across , and stepping or standing on his chest , especially in shoes with high heels really leaves a lot of marks. Even barefoot you have to watch where you step and it's hard to keep my balance. If you want to discipline him, just bounce on him a little harder.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-13 22:11:23

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Loll that quote is so funny and weirdly enough I haven't sat on any napkins or laps (except when I was a child). I'm not sure I would be comfortable with sitting on someone's face but maybe if they ask I might try it?! It does feel a little weird and dangerous like you could suffocate them since your bum is blocking their nose and mouth, so I wonder how they breathe! Most facesitting is probably just a few minutes so that would be ok but it must be similar to being underwater since the horse wouldn't really be able to breathe!

Woww are you British like me? I thought you seemed American! How did you get a mentor for riding on men lol? I would like a real life mentor too, since seeing things carried out practically would be very rewarding and enlightening! It's all very well talking about it online but seeing a demonstration would be very amusing! Maybe if I come to America or where you are someday we can tame these wild horses! You can pin him and then invite me to sit on him and then we would scroll on our phones whilst poor baby is suffering!

Ooh his hair must have felt nice and haha it would be amusing to pull it up and use it as reins! Wow that sounds so dreamy it must have felt really cool being carried by him! Would mind describing his appearance and how tall he was? Haha I don't currently have anyone I would like to punish but that may change someday...

Ooh thank you I am sure I will bounce on his back hard if he tries to get me off him too early and I want to pin him down again! I think it would be really hilarious to ride your horse to exhaustion and then when you get off him and he has stood up. Jump on his back again really hard and he will fall down again and sit on him!

it will also be fun to ride my horse piggyback until he literally keels down on the floor! I would wrap my ankles around his waist and hold on to him tightly and it will be fun and wild when he tries to get me off! A korean horse who is a guest but has seen my posts has started emailing me! Ooh I've never had a Korean person want to carry me before!

MissBaron · 2025-10-14 04:05:06

matchavanillamilk;

I'm American and live in the Midwest. I encountered the British lady when she was traveling and visited some family in my area. The man she was traveling with was footing the bills for her trip and he really did act like a total slave to her and it amused me in the way she treated him. She was very open and treated him the same whether in public or private.
To be honest, I found it amusing and interesting that he was so completely obedient to her demands. But she wasn't very attractive at all. She was shorter than I am , 50 ish and rather fat.
If she had been a super model I might have understood why her consort was so obedient but that was far from the case.
I loved watching her dominate him in so many ways and I learned from her that beauty and youth are not necessary and when I'm older and my face and body can't compete with younger women I can still have more than my share of underlings to serve me. She was a wonderful teacher.

Assuming a man's head isn't clamped in place by some device, he can almost always find a way to breathe when you sit on his face.
If you're a very large plus size woman you might suffocate him if you sit on his face to long but even then most guys won't die or even pass out if you don't sit longer than 2 minutes or so before letting him breathe a little.
I like frighting a guy by making him think I'll suffocate him but so far I haven't killed anyone and I neve spare the guy any of my weight.

I would love to have you sit on my ex husband's chest, head or even his face if I could coerce him into getting retrained. But couldn't really pin him down unless I tied him up. Wouldn't it be funny to trick him into that situation and blindfold him, then you sit on his chest and I remove the blindfold and I introduce you to him while you're sitting on his chest looking down at him?

I think you would enjoy siting on his back and riding him while pulling his hair to direct him. He strong enough so that both of us could sit on his back and he could carry us on all fours. He would hate it but I can think of some ways to make him submit so we could ride him until he falls on his face.

My ex is 6 ft 1 in tall, weighs about 230 lbs with dark brown hair and a ruggedly hansom face. You might change your mind about sitting on someone's face if you saw his.

STUDEKM · 2025-10-14 09:59:38

i am a male. I love to ride on my pony on all 4s , i usualy sit astride his back and ask him to lift up and down his back. his pine takes a u shape and feels like a saddle. as he bends his spine up you can feel that push. it's a sort pf warm up before ride.

MissBaron · 2025-10-14 21:35:05

Rolantecamina:

It's both interesting and amusing that you want to compete with Jayrey in a matter of physical strength.
A real horse is many times stronger than any human-horse but the real power belongs to the rider sitting on his back.

It's the rider directing the horse to wherever she/he wants the horse to carry her/him as they sit on his back, making him beast of burden for the rider's amusement and pleasure.

The efforts of the horse may be appreciated or simply ignored by the rider who is obviously superior to the beast beneath her regardless of his muscles and strength. In most cases the human horse put himself in the position of having someone sit on his back or shoulders ,making his status as the inferior in the activity and relationship undisputable.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-14 21:43:08

Are you two Indian? I'm part indian and asian and urfavtransgirl is indian! Well we can call you a horse since a horse is bigger!? Ooh maybe you both would be somewhat evenly matched! His weight/ height may give him advantage and your youth will give you advantage! Whaat 240lbs is more than meee I'm 123lbs wow you are strong! And STUDEKM when I was a child my uncle did that when he carried me all 4s I could feel his spine going in and out it felt nice!

Woww that just goes to show that power has the upper hand of beauty and it's more easily perceived! LOL I am not sure I am overweight at 123lbs but everyone probably becomes overweight at some old age if they don't exercise and it's fine since you know you can still have a horse to serve you! Some even desire to carry heavier women and BBWs! Ooh I was right I knew you were American!

Wow do you mean your ex had stubble/ left his face unshaved for a few days or something by 'rugged'! That sounds cute and I probably would sit on someone's face if they asked me to or to dominate someone with you!

Omgg one day we should actually do that with your ex or one of your enemies you want to punish with pantyhose lol! I am sure you can coerce anyone you wish to carry us by saying that they are too weak or that he thinks we are too heavy for him! Ooh what if he came to your house and we drugged him (not illegally, but with some sort of sleeping pills) and then tied his hands behind his back and sat on him and when he awakes we sit on him for agess! Or we can make him stand up and carry us each on one shoulder or take turns haha.

Lol it will be so funny to ride our horse until he falls on his face! Whether our slave will be your ex or an unfortunate enemy of yours it will be most amusing to dominate him together ! Imagine how furious he would get if we ignored his pleas and sat on him facing each other and had a veryyy long conversation whilst he was suffering! I wonder how we would get him out of the house and if he would try and hurt us after we humiliated him like that.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-14 22:55:13

Woww loll she drank you dad's beer that's so funnyyy! Well haha I don't drink so no one is gonna try and trick me into sleeping with them by getting 'tipsy'! And oh I didn't know you were from Argentina lol and how tall are you? 5 foot 9?

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-14 23:55:05

Sorry I was, but now I know you're from Argentina! You're welcome! I think MissBaron just doesn't usually compliment people lol! It's fine some people just don't really dish out compliments if it's not in their nature to and when they do they're like gold! Maybe when she acknowledged you're muscular it was one of those moments? Juxtaposing this I always say lovely things to my friends and just anyone lol!

Lol I think MissBaron is probably in her 30's maybe she is busy with her job and only compliments someone she rides lol! Wha- LOL what even is a quick friendly lift? Is that like a shoulder ride/ piggyback or just lifting me from behind? LOL I don't identify as a cat, I'm not a therian or a furry I just love cats and feel connected to them I'm just a girl! Thank youu everyone loves my voice hehe!

LOL I was jokinggg I wouldn't put it on when riding you maybe someone I don't like I would do it for them lol! OOOh can I see the account? You can email it to me if you are wary of giving up anonymity and ooh 24 is fine I literally would get carried by a 80 year old if they are strong enough! My email is simplyberryuwu@outlook.com. Ooh I wonder if I can see your muscles on the account do you show your face/ body on it?

And what if I tied your hands behind your back so you couldn't throw me off then you would have to listen to it and you couldn't cover your ears IM JUST JOKING BUT ANYWAY people that carry me get me feeding them water whilst I ride them!

Noo wayy why is Aunt Anisha calling me ahhhhhhhhhh and I even have a youtube channel where I use my voice in vlogs not gonna say it thoo!

JayRey8585 · 2025-10-15 00:18:54

Rolantecamina;

Not sure who is stronger? I’m 6’2”, 210 pounds. I work out constantly due to my profession. (Firefighter) I’m competitive and hate to loose.

MissBaron;

I’m shocked to a degree that you haven't put me to work under you yet in this fairy tail story here! At least to showcase your power in front of Matchavannilamilk and her German horse.

Matchavanillamilk;

I’m from and live in the United States if you were asking me that question too, from up above.

Didn't you just ride a human horse the other day? How did that go?

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-15 00:30:03

OOOUH Jayrey is a firefighter? Wowww that's so... noble! Haha no I have actually never rode a human horse in real life! Well not yet anyway but hopefully soon! That's why the first person to carry me will be speciall! And my first ride will probably be something I never forget lol!

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-15 00:33:47

Ok I guess I could but I want to email you the voice message and I don't know how to pronounce your username! Anyway I actually have a british accent! What's ur email I will email you the message I won't paste it here! Oops! Well I could tie your hands and make you do shoulder ride or piggyback! Except you wouldn't be able to hold onto me to stop me from falling which is scary but I was joking! Ooh push ups sounds fun! Maybe if you grow stubble or a short beard they won't think you're a softboy LOL!

You can email me simplyberryuwu@outlook.com then I can send you the message!

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-15 00:43:13

Umm I didnt know how to say it and I sound soo posh with my accent soo yeah *dies out of embarrassment* uhh dont laughhh I know I sound so poshh ahh

If u dont know what I said I said 'Ok I'm probably gonna say this wrong because I dont know how to pronounce it but is your username Rolante camina* I said it wrong then I tried saying it right idk no one better bully me for my voice I will cry anyway I need to sleep now so bye I have thesis tommorow noo! I'll check back at lunchtime at uni!

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matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-15 01:13:26

Thank youu lol and haha no you're not! We are all weirdos here anyway since we like to ride/ carry! Naive me would probably send a vm to a 100 year old man but I'm not naive enough to send weird pics to him lol! And sorry for saying your email name so bad!

MissBaron · 2025-10-15 03:23:32

matchavanillamilk:

No! you are certainly not overweight at 123 lbs. unless you are 4 feet tall and I know you're not.

Ruggedly hansom means he has a very masculine face. Like all men he has a tiny bit of stubble on his face but just enough for you to notice if you sit on it . he has a straight nose , a strong jawline and somewhat deep set eyes.

Yes, that British lady made me realize that I can very likely have some men serving me even when I lose my figure and become more Matronly since getting plump in my later years is in my genes based on my mother, grand mother and two of my aunts. I'll probably settle for older men serving me. I can imagine sitting on the back of some old man who can hardly support my big ass and falling as he tries to crawl around the room.

Yes I could almost certainly drug my ex husband. I did so several times before I divorced him using a strong sedative and muscle relaxers. If I did we couldn't ride him but we could tie his hands and sit on him any way we like for as long as we like. He wouldn't be unconscious but he would be to weak to do anything but beg for mercy. I like the idea of us sitting on him facing each other, You sitting on his chest while I sit on his stomach laughing at his pathetic pleas for relief . If he become too annoying with all that begging, you could just move back and sit on his face to shut him up.

The one enemy I would love to torment is a man in his 60's who was my boss before I took over my company. It could be dangerous for him because I often fantasized about suffocating him or sitting on his chest while someone else (you for instance:) sat on his face and I ride his body until he's dead. I never see him anymore and I'm not a murder, but I enjoy the fantasy anyway.

How do we get my ex out of my house when we're done? It wouldn't be difficult. I would just tie his legs and we can drag him out of my front door. Yes, he is more than strong enough to hurt both of us but I would simply call a couple of guys who would take him away and untie him when he calms down.

matchavanillamilk · 2025-10-15 15:24:31

Lol oh my god I would love to do this with you this is going to be the best! SOO amusing and the best practical riding lesson everr! Imagine if urfavtransgirl was there too! LOL I had no idea if you are short you can be overweight by weighing normal amount lol!

Haha it wouldn't be a very enjoyable ride if the old man kept falling though! Wouldn't you rather he ran around carrying you fast or at walking pace? It would be fun to see an old man try and stand up whilst carrying me and falling back down and never getting off him! We must tie your chosen man's hands so we can ride him piggyback and he can't throw us off! What if he tries to kick us? We could have your guy friends holding a bat or something and they would hit him if he tries to hurt us haha! Should we ride your guy friends too? If they are nice we wouldn't have to coerce them lol!

Ooh well there's nothing wrong about getting more matronly as you age so don't worry! And atleast the horses will always present themselves to serve! Did he ever try and call the police since you drugged him lol!? Loll yess but you can sit on his face first to show me then I will if you want me to! How sweet and palpable the man's discomfort will be carrying someone lgbtq like urfavtransgirl and me! His fear will taste as sweet as honey!

Oh gosh we definitely must not kill anyone but I'll love to help you ride any guy out! It might hurt him alot if he gets dragged out the door lol especially if the ground is hard like concrete! We can also blindfold the unfortunate man who will be our shared horse and see how he relies on his senses to carry us around everywhere! I could pose as a nice lady who offers the man coffee with sleeping drugs in it and then we take him to your house and ride him out and laugh like evil people! I definitely would have no compunction riding him until he is unconscious! Then it would be easier for your friends to take him away in the trunk of their car!

What if we gave him an incentive to carry us? We would give him a bottle of water if he conforms to our desires or better yet pour the water in a bowl once he is done and sit on his back whilst he drinks! We can torture him by lifting his head up and stopping him drinking when he has only had a few gulps and then putting his head in the bowl then letting him drink! Should we fluster him by wearing revealing clothing? I probably wouldnt lol! What would you say when introducing me (and urfavtransgirlxo)?

MissBaron · 2025-10-15 18:02:42

matchavanillamilk:

Yes you can be overweight and even obese by the weight by height standards. A 200 lb. 6 ft man can be perfectly lean while another 200 lb. man who is only 5 ft tall might be 40% overweight.

I'm 5 ft 2 in tall and 133 lbs. and that's technically overweight but since I maintained my figure, I honestly don't care what the scales say as long as I can still wear my string bikinis.

Having both you and urfavtransgirl on my ex husband would be so delicious:). I don't know if I mentioned this before but my ex is very homophobic and I think being sat on and tormented by a transgirl would be absolute torture for him.
He once thought that my dear friend Wayne was actually one of my lovers, and of course he was wrong and Wayne is openly and completely gay.
Now of course my ex knows Wayne is gay but they still hate each other because Wayne is oddly enough my kindred spirit. Unfortunately my ex could kill Wayne if they ever fought so I never let that happen.

If the three of us got my ex drugged out the way you imagined, I think the three of us could pounce on him together, tie his hands or use my handcuffs on him and sit on him while we decided exactly what we could do to him. I would rather you both wore feminine outfits that reveal at least some flesh.
Of course I would demonstrate how to sit on his face so that you and
urfavtransgirl would get to enjoy those sensations as well as shutting him up. He would almost certainly threaten us , at least until your ass cheeks cover his eyes and he starts to suffocate .

It might be fun for me too because it's been a long time since I sat on his face but it would be familiar since that was more than half of his sex life when we were married.

If we uncuffed him to ride him on all fours we could probably all fit sitting on his back and see how long his strength would hold out. If we don't all fit on his back one of you could sit on his neck until he falls on his face.

He wouldn't call the police because it would be his word against the three of ours . The police would just arrest him when we told them how he took the drugs and became violent so we had to restrain him. They would take the word of three little ladies over that of a big strong man every time .

If I got the three guys I was think of they wouldn't be interested in giving rides. Wayne is one of them and the other two are his driver and a good friend. But they are all gay and I honestly don't know if they like transgirls. But they would drag My ex to Wayne's car, throw him in the back seat and sit on him until they took him far away. I think Wayne might sit on my ex's head during the trip because as I said, Wayne and my ex really hate each other.

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Hmm! It seems like it's time to teach him a lesson he won't forget and make him more considerate and accepting! After all, discriminating and being homophobic isn't tolerated these days! Ooh I love that affirmation! Me too! When I am older I won't care about maintaining beauty standards especially since it's impossible to follow them your whole life! Ooh how long did your ex hold out when you rode him on all 4s? Did you make him give you a piggyback too?

Ooh I agree it will be so satisfying and delicious, especially with urfavtransgirl/ Zara as added torment and weight! Ooh I don't even know how to swim but I've never worn a bikini only swim shorts, hydro leg warmers and a swim t shirt! I only like wearing demure clothes lol! Ooh you're friend Wayne seems like a lovely soul! Have you ever ridden him before? Maybe your ex saw you riding him and got the wrong idea! I would love to meet Wayne when I come to America one day!

Woww loll you have handcuffs? Hehe we are literally going to torment them so bad and laugh evilly! Do you giggle when your torture your horses? I feel like I am going to giggle alot it might be annoying for the horse but who cares! I am sure whatever empathy I have for him will dissipate as soon as he tries to retaliate and attack us! We could use pepper spray on himm oohhh! I am concerned it would be dangerous to uncuff him since he can punch us but you can get your friends to do it! And they will be ready to restrain him and beat him with a bat if he dare hurt us! Maybe to show a little flesh I will wear a skirt/ shorts and leg warmers to my knee and a t shirt or cropped hoodie!

HAHA the police force would of course believe the sweet ladies over the big, strong, muscle man LOLL! AWHH goshh Wayne and your ex do seem to have a strong grudge! Maybe they might let urfavtransgirl ride on them because she has male genitalia! It would depend on whether they are attracted to feminine or masculine men! Also we shouldn't limit ourselves to just your ex! We can team up to dominate practically any man you fancy punishing! Since it may take a bit of time to convince your ex to come to your house we can ride others too! I hope I can stay in America for a few months maybe so we can have lots of hilarious rides with reluctant baby horses!

Dear God, I hope your ex or one of our other horses doesn't put a hit on urfavtransgirl or I when we humiliate them! Imagine if they tell someone to abduct me in the UK! Just to be safe I am going to wear a korean style bob wig with bangs and a fringe since my normal hair is quite spiky! It will be embarrassing if either urfavtransgirl or I gets aroused infront of your guy friends when riding our horse but it will be fine I hope they wont notice! Do your gay friends have more girly voices or do they have a typical man's voice (a little deep but a little girly/ gay?). Are they quite tall? LOLL imagine if your friends all sat on him and he had to carry them to the car then he collapsed and they threw him in the trunk! It could be all three of them sat on his back and he carries them all 4s to the car LOL!

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MissBaron · 2025-10-16 04:01:51

matchavanillamilk:

Yes, My ex's homophobia annoyed me and especially so when I acquired some kinky friends and when Wayne became one of my two best friends, the other being Julia.
No I never rode on Wayne and in fact he is a very dominant rider himself. The first time I met Wayne was at my house and he made his entrance riding on a submissive .It was a Halloween party and Wayne came as the guest of another guest that I invited.
Just so you get the idea of who Wayne is Wayne came in sitting on the back of a submissive who was crawling on his hands and knees wearing a rather silly looking horses head/mask and Wayne was wearing leather chaps, a little pouch over his crotch, a leather vest and a cowboy hat And Nothing More.

I'll finish this tomorrow . Something just came up that I can't ignore

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