Ultimate shoulder rides

iwantshoulderridesfromgir:

Sorry if this is somewhat off the subject since I'm  a woman and prefer to be carried by  men.

I remember as  a young  girl, watching the  movie hunchback of 
Notre Dame  and imagining him as  my  perfect carrier.
I believe it was the  Charles  Lawton version it the time.

He  was  hunched over in a way that would be perfect  to  sit on and  his  ugly face  wouldn't matter  because I wouldn't  really see much of it while I was up there being carried by him.
It wasn't until I started shoulder riding as an activity in itself   that I remembered imagining myself having  him for a carrier and possibly having him infatuated with me as he was  with  "Esmeralda" so  that he obeyed me completely.

I am a bit larger but wanted to get on someone’s shoulder at a concert last night . What ended up was I was able to get up on 2 people shoulders that splitted
My carry, similar to how athletes get carried off a field after winning

Dear Miss AudreyB, i hope that is a proper form of address for You.

Thank You for all Your contributions and posts -i'm new here and still reading as much as possible and i find Your posts and opinions concise, plausible, and extremely interesting.

my inquiry is regarding Your topic of hypothetical ponyboy acquisition.

If You were to hypothetically acquire a ponyboy to be used as a ponyboy when needed/desired, and used as a domestic for all other cumbersome tasks/chores, what amount would you pay for it, as it would...as You stated, not make sense to acquire two servants. Hypothetically You set all the parameters: scheduled use, training, meals, sleep, domestic chores, etc.

1. Where would it be housed/stored?
2. What would it be fed and how often to keep its strength and stamina up?
3. If You only used it a few times/hours a week as a ponyboy would You enlist other riders to utilize it as transportation/amusement to keep it in shape? (If it's doing chores 90% of the time and functioning as Your ponyboy 10% of the time, when you need its speed and endurance when the mood strikes You, it may not be able to meet Your demands.)
4. How is Your property introduced to family and friends? slave/pony/domestic drudge?
5. Do You restrict its speech when it serves in pony-mode to enjoy the full effect of animal ownership...and/or in domestic servant mode?
6. Would You lend it out to family and friends for chores/drudgery or would You charge a nominal fee to help offset the maintenance costs?
7. Would You require it to serve as furniture in its down time?
i humbly thank You for reading my thoughts and ideas and i anxiously await Your response if You deem it worthy.
serveHER