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#1 2014-03-15 02:58:25

Rugbyplayer95
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Ideas

Any ideas on how to get a girl on your shoulders in everyday life ? , e.g throwing something up high and getting the girl to help you out. Anyone try a technique that worked?

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#2 2014-03-15 19:54:56

checkmateguy
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Re: Ideas

Do they hold pop concerts in Ireland? Was that a 'yes?' Okay. Step one: find a teenage girl or a woman in her twenties. Step two: say to her 'Eh, sweetie, how about coming with me to this pop concert they're holding next week?' 99% of females love pop concerts so she's likely to say yes to your invitation. Step three: once you're with her at the pop concert make sure you stand towards the back. Then say to her: 'Say, honey, can you see the show okay?' She'll probably say she can't whereupon you'll say to her: Come on, babe, jump up onto my shoulders.' When she's done that (and don't wait for her to say yes or no. Just get behind her and thrust your head between her thighs and lift her up) you'll enjoy maybe an hour of feeling this young woman gyrating around sat astride your shoulders. If that sort of experience isn't worth the price of two tickets to a pop concert then nothing is. Of course, you could take her to a rugby match - but most females don't like sports and I've yet to see a female sat on a guy's shoulders at such a match. Finally, if you can't find a young lady where you live (and I expert you easily can) there's always... passion!!!

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#3 2014-03-16 01:28:49

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Re: Ideas

Thanks fir the reply. Ye Im not willing to pay the price of two ticket just to give someone a ride , but I'm a bit of a stinge haha, good idea though , and I think I'm a bit young for passion...

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#4 2014-03-16 15:12:50

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Re: Ideas

Rugbyplayer

You must update your profile http://www.ultimateshoulderrides.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=46#p46 (New Window) if you want to get the bonus membership back.

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#5 2014-03-16 19:43:07

checkmateguy
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Re: Ideas

Another idea, Rugbyplayer95, is to tell any suitable girl who you come into contact with that you're a rugby player (which is true) and that your coach has told you that you need to build up your shoulder muscles and that the recommended way to do that is... you've guess it, of course, is by getting a person to ride around on your shoulders and, on that point, young females are the ideal weight. The perfect answer!

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#6 2014-03-17 22:21:18

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Re: Ideas

That's a very good idea , may try it out sometime.

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#7 2014-03-22 19:37:47

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Re: Ideas

FFs why not if people wanna know more info about me just email me 'gunde' , what do I have to fill out then.

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#8 2014-03-23 20:55:45

Misiulo
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Re: Ideas

Like with anything of  erotic nature

You need to consider:

What is stoppings You first. Then, What is stopping her.

She shouldn't be intimidated by You or afraid of the activity. Those are the two main stoppers. So come up with something plausible, a good reason. MissP has suggested going to a concert or sth. like that with a video camera.  You find a girl and ask her to sit on Your shoulders to film the event! Good reason is there, and crowd ensures privacy. I haven't tried this one yet myself, but from what I know MissP is an expert.

As a variant of it, get tennis rockets or a ball and go play with girls on the beach! This is good for practicing with girls you know but You feel shy and afraid they'd refuse. You have the good reason (let's make this game more exciting!), it safe - I can't think of a safer place to do shoulder riding than the beach! And You can practice it on sand as well as in the water The only difficulty is that you may need another shoulder riding couple, but once the girl tastes the pleasure... chances are she'll start looking for excuses to ride You smile

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#9 2014-03-25 18:21:31

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Re: Ideas

Rugbyplayer95 wrote:

FFs why not if people wanna know more info about me just email me 'gunde' , what do I have to fill out then.

Age, gender and location, which you have done already.

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