Ultimate shoulder rides

This morning (15 January 2014), I was standing in a queue in a shop and the person in front of me was a young lady in her early 20s. She was wearing a dark blue hooded top (hood down) that had emblazoned on the back above an image of the official British crown symbol the words: 'Stay calm and carry on riding.' She was one of our local horse women who lives in the New Forest, where I also live, which is Europe's largest lowlands forest created by William the Conqueror nearly 1,000 years ago. She would have made the ideal shoulder rider as I guess she weighed about 8 stones (50 kilos) and was about 5' 8" tall, slim and BLONDE with a cute ponytail... and she was wearing tight blue jodhpurs and black riding boots. I would loved her to have said to me 'Come on, boy! Give me a shoulder ride round the town!' Needless to say, I've been in a state of high excitement all day thinking about this gorgeous female!